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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

#14070837
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I agree, your life sucks (44766) - you deserved it (9808)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:19am - intimacy - by flopsy - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (2294)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49036) - you deserved it (93060)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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