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  • Number of visits : 1376
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>asdfghjlk1</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 3:36am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 9:57pm<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:24am<b>Epickiller</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 6:33pm<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 1:05pm<b>FloridaGirl23</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 9:37pm<b>WeiXinLun</b> - the 12/09/2013 at 10:45pm<b>ndbearsfan</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 6:07pm<b>MousE0910</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 3:20am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 08/24/2013 at 10:27pm<b>HuntersCreed</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 12:18am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 2:39pm<b>tsktoobad</b> - the 12/20/2010 at 11:53pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 12/15/2010 at 7:06am

Fucked!<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:24am

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Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 9:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 4:38am / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I was sitting on the bus when an obese woman with flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 4:38am / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 10:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

by swindstorm / 12/06/2010 at 7:24am / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML

by Jaded618 / 12/05/2010 at 7:48am / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML

by Jaded618 / 12/05/2010 at 7:48am / United States / Love

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 11:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 11:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

by flopsy / 12/03/2010 at 11:19am / Australia / Intimacy