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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41289) - you deserved it (7055)

On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (4805)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (4805)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (4820)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36455) - you deserved it (4820)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

#14138501
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (7983)

On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

#14138501
186 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

#14138235
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25571) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

#14136075
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (1959)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

#14136075
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (1959)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45859) - you deserved it (5371)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45859) - you deserved it (5371)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was extremely constipated. This is a side effect of the medication I take to alleviate my stomach condition. Due to this same condition I can't eat much roughage. We have no laxatives or stool softeners, and I have been shitting bricks for three days. FML

#14124824
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17729) - you deserved it (2744)

On 12/07/2010 at 9:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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