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MmmHotWaffles
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
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I agree, your life sucks (25637) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (1323)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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