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  • Number of visits : 42977
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MmmHotWaffles : I'm Nerdy.

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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (2359)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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