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Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML
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On 05/18/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by trgtyo (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend was sick so I took her 5 year old daughter out to eat. Half-way through our "date" she asks me loudly "Can we go back to the car now and take our clothes off?" Apparently she meant her toy dog's clothes. Face burning, we left a half laughing/half glaring crowd behind. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by BigBadTron (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML
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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML
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On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, I gave my 16 year old step daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me the hypocritical pervert. FML
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On 05/12/2009 at 8:23pm - kids - by firewait (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
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On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)
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