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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 December 1974 (41 years)
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Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML


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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

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