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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2392
  • Number of comments : 289
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Mitcha857 : LOVES

Fmls
Packers
Females
Spotted Cow (the beer not the animal)
Music (not country)

HATES

Haters
Jay Leno

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Mitcha857's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (25602)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML

#16025758
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33603) - you deserved it (9043)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

#15945693
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (5086)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21088) - you deserved it (46630)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49213) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (7669)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28529) - you deserved it (11605)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41573) - you deserved it (5544)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37361) - you deserved it (12354)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44272) - you deserved it (6377)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (67820)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (7935)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

#15642936
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (2770)

On 04/04/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by patch91 -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72558) - you deserved it (5883)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (53239)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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