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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2298
  • Number of comments : 289
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Mitcha857 : LOVES

Fmls
Packers
Females
Spotted Cow (the beer not the animal)
Music (not country)

HATES

Haters
Jay Leno

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Mitcha857's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16576) - you deserved it (41349)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9814) - you deserved it (54108)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39810) - you deserved it (4269)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16746) - you deserved it (34268)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7757) - you deserved it (49228)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML

#16353801
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38593) - you deserved it (3357)

On 05/26/2011 at 3:53am - love - by lovingpsychosis - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51788) - you deserved it (17579)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I opened my new clothing store. My only customer was my mom and the only reason she came in was to tell me that someone stole my sign. FML

#16307240
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34396) - you deserved it (3128)

On 05/23/2011 at 12:26am - work - by 11lyss1 -

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (42925)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

#16277359
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (8911)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:18am - intimacy - by btswc - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76847) - you deserved it (23591)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML

#16053406
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (3246)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by alphafoxy21 - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (3129)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML

#16044188
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36054) - you deserved it (2606)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:29pm - money - by French - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (80904)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada



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