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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3047
  • Number of comments : 289
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Mitcha857 : LOVES

Fmls
Packers
Females
Spotted Cow (the beer not the animal)
Music (not country)

HATES

Haters
Jay Leno

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Mitcha857's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (34152)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

#18516515
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22228) - you deserved it (10344)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

#18142584
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35928) - you deserved it (2858)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

#17630821
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24869) - you deserved it (1827)

On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, due to a misunderstanding, I unintentionally agreed to have a dinner date with a co-worker. He's ten years older than me. Not only do I have to find a way to reject him, but I have to work with him on weekends. The worst part is, he's the first guy to ask me out in ages. FML

#17552222
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (6295)

On 08/22/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by Moron (woman) - Canada

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44266) - you deserved it (6611)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44443) - you deserved it (3569)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

#17308613
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (3714)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Mitcha857 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML

#17010125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36707) - you deserved it (2738)

On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25691) - you deserved it (39096)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (4943)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36705) - you deserved it (12626)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (6459)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
578 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102574) - you deserved it (11705)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)



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