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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1061
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MistressKira : My name is Kira, not like that matters much. Adult. In college. Living with my fiance. In love. Lesbian. Dominant.

Don't argue with me through comments. It's annoying. I am always right!

Due to using FML on my iPhone, for some reason it doesn't capitalize my sentences or grammar connect me often so don't get all grammar nazi on me. >=o

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