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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was fired from my job on account of "sexual harassment" toward female employees. The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massages when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift, and complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down. FML


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