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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 906
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MisterAmazing : Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me maurice...

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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56928) - you deserved it (5661)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42301) - you deserved it (2694)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, the man I was going to dinner with got me the most expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend comes and sits with us. Somehow the subject of getting it on comes up. My date then says "expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants". FML

#2048431
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44887) - you deserved it (5610)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4498) - you deserved it (36275)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



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