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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 August 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3521
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissyMayhem : My like is F-ed enough, this site is therapy.

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Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30144) - you deserved it (3691)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48334) - you deserved it (8992)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (315219) - you deserved it (31364)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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