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MissahMissy
  • Town/Country : West Point, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14390) - you deserved it (32054)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken out of my drunken state by a guy trying to stick his penis in my mouth. I'm a guy. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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