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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30603) - you deserved it (3063)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (3489)

On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37216) - you deserved it (12142)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29717) - you deserved it (3477)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I've been unemployed for a year. For the last six months I had been trying for a good paying job at a great company, who kept saying they would hire me when the economy improves. Three weeks ago I gave up and moved 2 hours away. Guess who just called to finally offer me a job. FML

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML


Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Shawna (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (10965)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity which is known to be the scariest film ever. After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 1:45pm - animals - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I got an invitation to my "going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (1801)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:16pm - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML


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On 10/21/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by JimmySmoothBeans (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by smarty (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML


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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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