Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MissahMissy

Offline (the 10/28/2015 at 9:12am) | Search for a member

MissahMissy

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2370
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

MissahMissy's page activity

Visits<b>bridges13</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:12am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:45pm<b>tommyh92</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:08am<b>rissamarie</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 9:50pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:49am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 12:19pm<b>hammerhead2015</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:57am<b>UpTownFunk17</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 4:01am<b>bradoiler</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 8:54am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:24pm<b>leahb99</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 12:34pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 4:27pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 6:00pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:56pm<b>NiamhMcA</b> - the 07/09/2013 at 8:57pm<b>rob02</b> - the 06/26/2013 at 11:46am<b>JokerJim2013</b> - the 06/18/2013 at 11:17am<b>Airman1988</b> - the 03/20/2013 at 1:23am

Fucked!<b>bridges13</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 7:12am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:45pm<b>tommyh92</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 10:25am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:25am

MissahMissy's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of MissahMissy's badges

MissahMissy's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42299) - you deserved it (3963)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

#17317953
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34459) - you deserved it (4741)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by brebre101 - Canada

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (3008)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16232) - you deserved it (38603)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37510) - you deserved it (13927)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46949) - you deserved it (8310)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower. Attempting to rekindle some much needed romance in our lives, I seductively asked him, "Want me to join you?" He replied, "Sure. But first I have to poop." FML

#14669069
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31005) - you deserved it (6544)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

#14530558
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29454) - you deserved it (3047)

On 01/10/2011 at 5:35am - health - by dinosaur - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

#14480016
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12911) - you deserved it (56703)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:35pm - love - by sadlife -

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

#14189966
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (3749)

On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41085) - you deserved it (5643)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14137) - you deserved it (30431)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38564) - you deserved it (4293)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: