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Miss_Savvy
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 September 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 363
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17775) - you deserved it (74892)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51496) - you deserved it (6997)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)



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