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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 September 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worrying he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I left the cash in the machine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (80293)

On 03/21/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63540) - you deserved it (8299)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

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