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Miss_Piggy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Miss_Piggy : 23 yr old single mommy and full time student.
I enjoy laughing at others misfortunes so I read FML for a good laugh!

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Miss_Piggy's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

by 86145 / 08/16/2010 at 1:03am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

by Bullet / 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm / United States / Kids

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

by Anonymous / 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

by Diana / 08/12/2010 at 9:06pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love