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Miss_Piggy
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Ont
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Miss_Piggy : 23 yr old single mommy and full time student.
I enjoy laughing at others misfortunes so I read FML for a good laugh!

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Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (4754)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33896) - you deserved it (2171)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

#12498783
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33802) - you deserved it (5352)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML

#12485958
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18053) - you deserved it (5638)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:06pm - misc - by Diana (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7699) - you deserved it (71822)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

#12241266
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (10719)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25791) - you deserved it (42261)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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