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About Miss_Lisaa : Hey guys.. I'm Lisa, 18 years old, and French the last time I checked. It would be a pleasure to chat with you, so you can message me if you want to.

Take care, and Hakuna Matata. ;)

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML


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Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML


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