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Miss_Lisaa

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Miss_Lisaa

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1694
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Miss_Lisaa : Hey guys.. I'm Lisa, 18 years old, and French the last time I checked. It would be a pleasure to chat with you, so you can message me if you want to.

Take care, and Hakuna Matata. ;)

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Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

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Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66109) - you deserved it (5140)

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