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About MissVeracity : Veracity:
n. pl. ve·rac·i·ties
1. Adherence to the truth; truthfulness.
2. Conformity to fact or truth; accuracy or precision: a report of doubtful veracity.
3. Something that is true.
As the name suggests, I like telling people how it is. If I'm not being veracious, expect it to be replaced with sarcasm or light banter.
Drop me a message if you want,
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML
Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015