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About MissVeracity : Veracity:

n. pl. ve·rac·i·ties
1. Adherence to the truth; truthfulness.
2. Conformity to fact or truth; accuracy or precision: a report of doubtful veracity.
3. Something that is true.

As the name suggests, I like telling people how it is. If I'm not being veracious, expect it to be replaced with sarcasm or light banter.

Drop me a message if you want,
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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MissVeracity's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51401) - you deserved it (9807)

On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

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