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  • Number of visits : 1846
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MissRoxiie : My name is Roxanne
I'm french
I love poptarts
I'm always partying
I'm pretty good at chasing cats.

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Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML


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