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MissMichaela_
  • Town/Country : U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 14588
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 1:16am - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 5:59am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

#3159072 (341)

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by FattyMcFatterson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

#2308066 (257)

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On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)