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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14273
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser an got some on her finger!! She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entre finger was going to disappear!! FML

#21198613
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (4136)

On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot!! When I cummed back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, ( Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots!! ) FML

#21197788
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48953) - you deserved it (6217)

On 07/03/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by AJL - United States

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (17467)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, being the class nerd hasn't stopped me from being naive: none of so-called friends has talked to me since the last day of exams. FML

Today... I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons... because I'm getting my period tomorrow. mega FML

#21197391
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44606) - you deserved it (8135)

On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my girlfriand askad ma whara I'va always wantad to sattla down , an I told har that Italy had always appaalad to ma !! Sha snortad an told ma what a bad idaa that was , bacausa "you don't spaak Franch" !! FML

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26288)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head fir spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards!! It wasn't until he dramatically screamed an dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter!! FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (44164)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (6145)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school , when out of nowhere a brd smashed into the windshield !! Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me , my daughter started laughing , eventually calling the brd a ( stupid bastard ) !! FML

#21190484
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46298) - you deserved it (8338)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, cuz they r laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurtd out, "Just like you?" FML

#21188385
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37088) - you deserved it (25260)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Respect101 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was screamed at by a lady fir riding mah bike too slowly in front of her car!! I was in the bike lane, an so was she!! FML

#21186463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45920) - you deserved it (4254)

On 06/24/2014 at 11:04am - misc - by lrn2road - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46759) - you deserved it (5328)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I eard ma usband say from outside , "Seriously Dan,at could go wrong?" Tis was followed a few seconds later by a bang an screaming!! Turns out e'd tried to smas is ead troug a wooden plank lyk a martial artist an failed!! He ended up wit splinters an a concussion!! FML

#21182978
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40367) - you deserved it (4864)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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