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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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MissDarknessMissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17450
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>Joshoa123</b> - 11 hours ago<b>jimbob123456</b> - yesterday at 10:35pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 7:05am<b>justingug76</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:48pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:39pm<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:33am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 7:27pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:20am<b>iffy</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:33am<b>shain1988</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:55am<b>smileyemsen</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:39am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:37pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:23pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:54pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 6:35pm<b>Anumayis</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>winniethebitch</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:41pm

Fucked!<b>justingug76</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:48am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:22pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:23am<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:35am<b>Tander</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:52pm<b>iffy</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:26pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:56am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:36am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:43am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:06am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:26am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:07am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46336) - you deserved it (3211)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

#21294259
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58777) - you deserved it (3786)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML

#21293581
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42846) - you deserved it (7310)

On 11/06/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Anonymou$ (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

#21293369
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37200) - you deserved it (8450)

On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36596) - you deserved it (2438)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML

#21292660
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2670)

On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48633) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

#21290633
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (2317)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:28pm - health - by Mojo0608 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37636) - you deserved it (3594)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

#21288917
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (2629)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36208) - you deserved it (4101)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

#21287621
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41192) - you deserved it (3152)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49403) - you deserved it (3487)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States



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