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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19053
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>Jaadde</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:11pm<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 8:14am<b>nephilim241</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:04pm<b>hare</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:59am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:13am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:43am<b>zuvi9</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:04pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:27pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:21pm<b>gearhead369</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:05am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:11am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:18pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:05pm<b>TommysGirl0526</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:45am<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:11pm<b>adelime</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:20pm<b>ananicosia</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:13pm

Fucked!<b>Jaadde</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 9:11pm<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:27am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:21pm<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:11am<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:54am<b>avakite14</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:48am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:55pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 3:36am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:26am<b>alexisanford</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:33pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 5:00am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:57am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:41pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 4:14pm<b>purplesauce</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 2:48am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

#21429134
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (19181)

On 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm - misc - by happycow122 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (4402)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

#21428226
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (4139)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

#21427521
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37557) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML

#21427019
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (5302)

On 06/16/2015 at 1:27pm - health - by Iarla_ceapaire93 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42420) - you deserved it (5178)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

#21422896
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (3037)

On 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML

#21422504
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24116) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/07/2015 at 8:53pm - misc - by onionrings (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31710) - you deserved it (2583)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

#21421488
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (2857)

On 06/05/2015 at 9:00pm - work - by cbarr98 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (3309)

On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML

#21420933
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (10639)

On 06/04/2015 at 10:17pm - animals - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

#21420621
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32346) - you deserved it (4106)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

#21420583
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (2200)

On 06/04/2015 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (5402)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)



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