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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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MissDarknessMissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17422
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 20 hours ago<b>justingug76</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:48pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:39pm<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:33am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 7:27pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 3:20am<b>iffy</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:33am<b>shain1988</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:55am<b>smileyemsen</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:39am<b>JessMac9000</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:37pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:23pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:54pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 6:35pm<b>Anumayis</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>winniethebitch</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:41pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 10:02am<b>Trisgav</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 2:42am

Fucked!<b>justingug76</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 4:48am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:39pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:22pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:23am<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:35am<b>Tander</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:52pm<b>iffy</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:26pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:56am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:36am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:43am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:06am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:26am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:07am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42349) - you deserved it (3469)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35523) - you deserved it (2505)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I asked the girl I sort of like as we were leaving class how her day was going so far. She said, 'Great. Don't ruin it.' FML

#21333389
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30210) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40044) - you deserved it (2981)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

#21330766
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27505) - you deserved it (3687)

On 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm - misc - by KD (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (5085)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36602) - you deserved it (6884)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly man who needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's. Trying to be funny, I said "Trying to keep her in line, eh?" Turns out his wife had just died. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37726) - you deserved it (8382)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

#21328432
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (4496)

On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)

Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML

#21318416
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38769) - you deserved it (7770)

On 12/16/2014 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Extravirgin (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41066) - you deserved it (4728)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31960) - you deserved it (4359)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML



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