About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML
by mn051299 / 02/10/2016 at 4:09am / Switzerland (Schwyz) / Miscellaneous
by Shiet / 02/09/2016 at 11:08pm / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 11:35am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by sadandmad / 01/20/2016 at 11:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
by lambeaster / 01/20/2016 at 9:27am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids
by hrmpf / 01/19/2016 at 9:37am / Germany (Bremen) / Miscellaneous
by FuckedOver / 01/14/2016 at 9:31am / United States (Texas) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Brayden / 01/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation