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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16396
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:06am<b>psyjoniz</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:53am<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:55pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:40pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:38am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:59am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:14am<b>omohamed</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:03am<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:37am<b>SYZ</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:32am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:56pm<b>yeatesj</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:52pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:37am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:52am<b>QueenDaniela</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:54am<b>marktimemark</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:16am<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:06am

Fucked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:06am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:26am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:07am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:40am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>cOOkiEzRgOOd</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:41am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:42am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:29am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:20am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:17am<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:09pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:38am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:01am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

#20096649
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (2575)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

#20095626
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31753) - you deserved it (5026)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML

#20095198
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (26930)

On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML

#20092313
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34333) - you deserved it (6828)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

#20089771
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24387) - you deserved it (2120)

On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62556) - you deserved it (3318)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

#20077204
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25784) - you deserved it (2027)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML

#20068205
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24272) - you deserved it (1891)

On 09/11/2012 at 10:24pm - health - by ledentist - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

#20060052
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23959) - you deserved it (8690)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:38am - misc - by juliannamelissa - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally confronted my boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me. He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

#20047830
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (6125)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25303) - you deserved it (4851)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML

#20029295
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22274) - you deserved it (5515)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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