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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23045
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006

The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>PopTarts513</b> - 10 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 4:49pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 10/19/2016 at 9:44pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 3:27am<b>Steve97</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 10:27am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 3:46pm<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 2:09pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 1:36pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 2:08pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 11:27am<b>AmbitiousMario</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 5:43am<b>QueenBii</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 1:26pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Maximusmime</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 8:41pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 7:49am<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:33pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:17am<b>MyssTryss</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 9:35pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 5:32pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 6:24am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Guygyy</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 4:23am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 6:43pm<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:45am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:18am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 1:37pm<b>alohaui</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:00am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:41am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:14am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:13am<b>wickedtv10</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:14pm

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

by no paedo / 03/11/2016 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work

Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

by idontlikebitter / 03/08/2016 at 4:10pm / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law told me that God won't allow me to have a baby with my husband because we're both agnostic. Yet it seems God thinks her druggie daughter can have two just because she's a Christian. FML

by Tiny_Nerd / 03/08/2016 at 10:00am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML

by AwkCockBlock / 03/06/2016 at 7:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I actually had to reassure the girl I'm seeing that she can't "catch" my epilepsy. FML

by the fuck? / 03/05/2016 at 4:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 1:58am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love

Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, a student threw her hot coffee at me after I told her I was giving her an F. For months I've been telling her she needs to hand in missing work, but she thought I was bluffing. She got suspended, but my clothes are still ruined and I still got burned. FML

by KayleeFrye / 03/05/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Connecticut) / Work

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Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat and threw up on my checkout. FML

by NotBeingPaidEnough / 03/03/2016 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML

by killme / 02/29/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 10:57am / United Kingdom / Love