About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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by RandomTurtle109 / 03/19/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
by Anonameow / 03/15/2016 at 2:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by no paedo / 03/11/2016 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Work
by idontlikebitter / 03/08/2016 at 4:10pm / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law told me that God won't allow me to have a baby with my husband because we're both agnostic. Yet it seems God thinks her druggie daughter can have two just because she's a Christian. FML
by Tiny_Nerd / 03/08/2016 at 10:00am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AwkCockBlock / 03/06/2016 at 7:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by the fuck? / 03/05/2016 at 4:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 1:58am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…