About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
by xXWhiteSheepXx / 04/07/2016 at 10:28pm / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
Today, my sister called after she found out I was hospitalized with surgery complications. Worried about me? Wondering if I'm okay? Nope. Just mad that I texted her an update rather than calling. I didn't call because I had surgery on my throat and can't speak. FML
by nothealthy / 03/29/2016 at 12:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
by tittyboomboom / 03/24/2016 at 9:16am / Australia / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/22/2016 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by pancaketits / 03/22/2016 at 11:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by RandomTurtle109 / 03/19/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
by Anonameow / 03/15/2016 at 2:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous