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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22639
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Tattoos
-Chello
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
-Drawing

The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - 19 hours ago<b>stevenJB</b> - yesterday at 12:17am<b>MyssTryss</b> - yesterday at 8:24pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - yesterday at 2:51pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 12:24am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 8:47pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 4:38pm<b>OMGitsLexxie</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 12:17pm<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/23/2016 at 2:11am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:28pm<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 8:38pm<b>marinade18</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 12:39pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 6:59am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 3:20am<b>Guygyy</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 10:23pm<b>JohnSpane12345</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 11:25pm<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 8:04pm<b>TheEpicWario</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 9:57pm

Fucked!<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 6:24am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Guygyy</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 4:23am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 6:43pm<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:45am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:18am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 1:37pm<b>alohaui</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:00am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:41am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:14am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:13am<b>wickedtv10</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:14pm<b>jwolt92</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 4:23am<b>Dmeijer87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 3:41am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 12:46am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML

by tittyboomboom / 03/24/2016 at 9:16am / Australia / Transportation

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2016 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML

by pancaketits / 03/22/2016 at 11:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I asked my wife if she would like a cup of tea. She responded with divorce papers. FML

by InsipidPotatoes / 03/19/2016 at 10:53am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love

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Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go Home, it's your day off..." Walk of Shame. FML

by RandomTurtle109 / 03/19/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out a colleague spread lies about me because she somehow thinks I'm to blame for the hot guy at work not wanting to date her. Perhaps she should blame his fiancé. FML

by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML

by Anonameow / 03/15/2016 at 2:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous