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by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by taintedlover / 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by fired / 05/13/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
by nofatchicks / 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Jarool / 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Lookalike / 05/12/2014 at 10:38am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
by sheisselluv / 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Work
Today, a customer cussed me out for hiding behind the counter a jacket she's been "eyeing since it came out". She loudly exclaimed that she was going to report me to my manager and get me "fired." It was my personal jacket that we don't even sell. FML
by ktmla / 05/11/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Animals
Today, I found a bird that had fallen from its nest, so I made a new nest for it in a shoebox and put it as close to the old one as possible. When I checked back on it later, all I found was a chewed-up corpse. FML
by KHAAAAA-RMA!! / 05/10/2014 at 5:32pm / United States / Animals
by notbrowsingnow / 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm / United States / Work
by unlovedmommy / 05/08/2014 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after…