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MissDarkness

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MissDarknessMissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22065
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Chello
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
-Drawing

The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>Puncake55</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - 20 hours ago<b>Monday_funday</b> - yesterday at 3:23am<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 10:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 10:28am<b>Sir_ND_Pity</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 12:18am<b>Chris_1414</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:28am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 6:39pm<b>Ajax_Teh_Great</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 6:42pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:18am<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 6:17am<b>AzureDawn</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 3:11pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:44am<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 1:38am<b>armedenglish96</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 4:28am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:42pm<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 2:49pm<b>UrinatingPandas</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 1:17pm

Fucked!<b>alohaui</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:00am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:41am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:14am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:13am<b>wickedtv10</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:14pm<b>jwolt92</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 4:23am<b>Dmeijer87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 3:41am<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 2:53am<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 2:50am<b>EgyptPride</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:21pm<b>iamdman</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 1:41am<b>jillybean2016</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:17am<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:28pm<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 5:56am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer called the restaurant I work at to ask if our coupons were always valid, or if they expired on the expiration date printed on them. FML

by Shannon / 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 10:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm / United States (Texas) / Geek

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

by BBeffedmylife / 06/14/2014 at 10:18am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

by Little Miss Fucket / 06/13/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2014 at 5:27am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Kids

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

by wrecked / 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm / United States / Love

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML

by 404: sense not found / 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 10:34am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

by disturbed / 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm / Ireland / Animals