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MissDarkness

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MissDarknessMissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19058
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>Jaadde</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:11pm<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 8:14am<b>nephilim241</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:04pm<b>hare</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:59am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 11:13am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:43am<b>zuvi9</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:04pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:27pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:21pm<b>gearhead369</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:05am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:11am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:18pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:05pm<b>TommysGirl0526</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:45am<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:11pm<b>adelime</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:20pm<b>ananicosia</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:13pm

Fucked!<b>Jaadde</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 9:11pm<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:27am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:21pm<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:11am<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:54am<b>avakite14</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:48am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:55pm<b>Adolf_Hipster13</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 3:36am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:26am<b>alexisanford</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 6:02pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:33pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 5:00am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:57am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:41pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 4:14pm<b>purplesauce</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 2:48am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61780) - you deserved it (39231)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

#20898640
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63601) - you deserved it (4268)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

#20898243
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44250) - you deserved it (10044)

On 09/27/2013 at 5:33pm - work - by ;_;" (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52935) - you deserved it (6883)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54671) - you deserved it (7582)

On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

#20892223
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50914) - you deserved it (4228)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm - love - by really? (man) - United States

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50150) - you deserved it (8991)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

#20882561
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59768) - you deserved it (29693)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

#20880468
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (3458)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (96829)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

#20878205
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61778) - you deserved it (4431)

On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

#20878038
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42223) - you deserved it (3085)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

#20877954
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44212) - you deserved it (6794)

On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60316) - you deserved it (9754)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53336) - you deserved it (4284)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States



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