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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16498
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>jjjbrew</b> - 18 hours ago<b>creeperdevon</b> - yesterday at 7:02pm<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:06am<b>psyjoniz</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:53am<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:55pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:40pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:38am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:59am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:14am<b>omohamed</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:03am<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:37am<b>SYZ</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:32am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 9:56pm<b>yeatesj</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:52pm<b>ADBurns</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 10:37am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:52am<b>QueenDaniela</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:54am

Fucked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:06am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:26am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:07am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:40am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>cOOkiEzRgOOd</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:41am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:42am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:29am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:20am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:17am<b>dk1991</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 3:09pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:38am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 7:01am

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99136) - you deserved it (6002)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

#20660939
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79871) - you deserved it (5510)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

#20660609
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42631) - you deserved it (21176)

On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

#20660456
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48170) - you deserved it (9191)

On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73040) - you deserved it (5197)

On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91335) - you deserved it (5768)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

#20654488
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46550) - you deserved it (4444)

On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

#20654425
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59109) - you deserved it (6025)

On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

#20653026
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55028) - you deserved it (6929)

On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

#20652174
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59634) - you deserved it (4742)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

#20649842
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42596) - you deserved it (15209)

On 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by anon_1996 - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

#20646861
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59488) - you deserved it (6788)

On 05/06/2013 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92800) - you deserved it (5836)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64967) - you deserved it (5973)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States



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