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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14271
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (2427)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I overheard dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol . FML

#21292660
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (2414)

On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (6596)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition . He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat an surrounding floor . He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this . FML

#21290633
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (2292)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:28pm - health - by Mojo0608 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was shopping fir a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way . He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, righthen he did the most violent fart right in mah face . Then his wife came over, made a face and hehispered, ( I think that girl just farted ) . FML

#21290313
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (3149)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

today I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of mah sadness after mah break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by mah ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (4087)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I watced as te teenage neigbor girl tried to parallel-park between me an ma wife's cars. Se was doing pretty well until se backed into mine, got scared, it te accelerator an ran into ma wife's. FML

#21287621
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40139) - you deserved it (3053)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49260) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , someone stole my coat. I can only imagine thier surprisehen they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

#21284412
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41845) - you deserved it (3572)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML

#21283844
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35842) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

Today... I was at the mall with mah young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were looool alone... I startd to go and mah daughter yelld... ( Good job... mommy... your using the potty like a big girl! ) I then heard laughing. mega FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35962) - you deserved it (4427)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticd something in the back by the drain. It lookd lyk a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

#21283044
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33566) - you deserved it (3676)

On 10/22/2014 at 10:47am - animals - by MouserMan - Canada (Alberta)



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