About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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by dogggg / 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm / India (Maharashtra) / Animals
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by justthinkofyourhand / 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
by all puked out / 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by NoSexForMe / 07/13/2014 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by weeping_angel_ / 07/12/2014 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was interviewing a woman for a job. She told me that she may need days off because of her artistic son. I jokingly replied, "Does he color on the walls or something?" She then stared at me with a weird look on her face. Autistic, her son is autistic. FML
by dammit hearing aid / 07/10/2014 at 6:17pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Sun_Kissed18 / 07/09/2014 at 3:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML
by OhJoy_777 / 07/08/2014 at 4:05am / Love
Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML
by teentee401 / 07/07/2014 at 1:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals