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Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:25am - misc - by whatawaste - United States (Indiana)
Today, due to the powerful antibiotic I was taking for a bad infection on my knee, I had no control over my bowels and shat my pants while discussing a plumbing problem in a customers basement. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 6:53am - health - by beernuts - United States
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while working as a receptionist at a health clinic a woman came to settle her account. Before she left, she held out her closed palm and asked if I could put something in the bin for her. I held out my hand and watched many bits of chewed fingernails land in my palm. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Tay - Australia (New South Wales)
Monday 17 June 2013
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