About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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by fuck fof and die dad / 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
by honeybunny / 11/19/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
by steak through the heart / 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by fatty / 11/17/2014 at 4:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 11:59am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 10:47am / United States (New York) / Kids
by UnchainedGaruda / 11/17/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
by betterthanhodor / 11/08/2014 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Intimacy
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
by ozozl / 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
by Anonymou$ / 11/06/2014 at 6:37pm / United States (Alabama) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love