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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23062
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006

The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 2:45am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 4:49pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 10/19/2016 at 9:44pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 3:27am<b>Steve97</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 10:27am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 3:46pm<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 2:09pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 1:36pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 2:08pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 11:27am<b>AmbitiousMario</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 5:43am<b>QueenBii</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 1:26pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Maximusmime</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 8:41pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 7:49am<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:33pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:17am<b>MyssTryss</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 9:35pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 5:32pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 6:24am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Guygyy</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 4:23am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 6:43pm<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:45am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:18am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 1:37pm<b>alohaui</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:00am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:41am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:14am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:13am<b>wickedtv10</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:14pm

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML

by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 3:04am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML

by mind your own business / 06/13/2016 at 6:31pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Health

Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML

by ForeverAGirlfriend / 06/13/2016 at 12:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother goes, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" and my mom says "I'm a headmaster", and my dad goes, "Oh yeah she is." FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML

by thedancingtit / 06/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Alaska) / Kids

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML

by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized my recent weight loss probably wasn't caused by working out and eating more healthily. It was from the tapeworm I discovered hanging out my ass after I took a crap. I had to pull it out with my bare hands. FML

by scarred for life / 05/28/2016 at 1:23am / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2016 at 11:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally tested out my new robot vacuum cleaner. My puppy decided she would test it out too by leaving a brown surprise for it to find, which it did. There are now brown marks in every room of the house. FML

by justpeachy1989 / 05/26/2016 at 10:06am / Australia / Animals

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

by lohandork / 05/22/2016 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Wandsworth) / Transportation

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 3:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML

by Anonymous / 05/18/2016 at 10:50am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous