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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 21566
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Chello
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
-Drawing

The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>jillybean2016</b> - 20 hours ago<b>Rykers</b> - yesterday at 5:18am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - yesterday at 4:19pm<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 10:44am<b>swharley</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 7:39am<b>darkniss</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 12:00pm<b>Supermanjh93</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:43pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:44pm<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:54am<b>j11a01</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 6:54am<b>EgyptPride</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 8:16pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:44pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:28pm<b>HeartYou101</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:36am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 3:11am<b>dontknow1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:44am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 11:42pm<b>iamdman</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 7:41pm

Fucked!<b>darkniss</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:17pm<b>EgyptPride</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:21pm<b>iamdman</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 1:41am<b>jillybean2016</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:17am<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:28pm<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 5:56am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:18am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 8:04pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 3:31pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 1:41am<b>four0seven</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 8:16am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 8:01am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:45am<b>Iwannarock1</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 6:36am<b>aGMAELSTR0M</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 5:56am<b>Allornone</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:18am<b>Penguini</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:12am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 4:46am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

by fridgemylifee / 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm / United States / Love

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

by fack / 07/29/2015 at 10:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 2:44am / United States / Intimacy

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

by sucked_in / 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 2:18am / Work

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

by Ouch / 07/19/2015 at 10:36am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2015 at 1:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

by raquel / 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm / United States / Money

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

by Boneo and Juliet / 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous