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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20081
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

MissDarkness's page activity

Visits<b>mariusakke</b> - 6 hours ago<b>jgwyh</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 5:03am<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 11:55pm<b>ermagherdaturdis</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 9:05am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 8:53am<b>MrScootyPuffSr</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:34am<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 4:07am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 2:40pm<b>jdw17</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 11:11am<b>duduv2</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:38pm<b>acevango</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 10:05pm<b>AustinDenton</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:41pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 12:22am<b>prophetsam</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:35pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 9:38am<b>LizG</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 3:25am<b>frankmz</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 11:54pm<b>becca247</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 4:51pm

Fucked!<b>mariusakke</b> - just now<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 5:06am<b>prophetsam</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 7:34pm<b>liamgun</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:22pm<b>TinyRiver</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 1:32am<b>Twisted_Killjoy</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 11:46pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 11:42pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 4:30pm<b>22IrishGirl22</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:25am<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 10:32pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:47am<b>RabijaBegic56</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 2:34am<b>fuckingmegan</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:01am<b>CaptDrew</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 2:18pm<b>MrErazo</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 6:50pm<b>soul9000</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 12:53am<b>chris_mates</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 8:08am<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 2:22pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

by officeditz / 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

by YuckyDuckyLucky / 06/03/2015 at 1:36pm / Norway (Oslo) / Health

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

by betterthanhodor / 06/03/2015 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

by lanaoftherey / 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, frustrated with my very energetic kids, I told them that if they dug a hole deep enough in the backyard, they'd find China. What they really found was the previous owner's dog. FML

by pheonixxe / 06/01/2015 at 6:45pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids

Today, I accidentally hit my husband in the face. Not 2 minutes later, while laying in bed and trying to apologize, I accidentally kneed him in the balls. FML

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

by Sleepy / 05/31/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

by Great / 05/29/2015 at 8:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

by shmoooopie / 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

by MarieAmber18 / 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy