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  • Town/Country : Kristiansand, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 23063
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : -Music
-Bass player
-World of warcraft girl since 2006

The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 10/23/2016 at 2:45am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 4:49pm<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 10/19/2016 at 9:44pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 3:27am<b>Steve97</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 10:27am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 3:46pm<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 2:09pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 1:36pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 2:08pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 11:27am<b>AmbitiousMario</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 5:43am<b>QueenBii</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 1:26pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 10/05/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Maximusmime</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 8:41pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 7:49am<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 4:33pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:17am<b>MyssTryss</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 9:35pm<b>chokolada</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 5:32pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 6:24am<b>PopTarts513</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 4:57pm<b>Guygyy</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 4:23am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 6:43pm<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:45am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:18am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 1:37pm<b>alohaui</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 9:07am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:00am<b>bassfisher100</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 4:41am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:46pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 4:57am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:14am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 2:13am<b>wickedtv10</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:29pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 1:14pm

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

by hbt51 / 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:22am / United States / Work

Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML

by Tarlachia / 08/15/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Florida) / Work

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Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML

by someboody / 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

by fridgemylifee / 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm / United States / Love

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

by fack / 07/29/2015 at 10:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous