About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs
by hbt51 / 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:22am / United States / Work
Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML
by Tarlachia / 08/15/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
by someboody / 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
by fridgemylifee / 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm / United States / Love
by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous
by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
by fack / 07/29/2015 at 10:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 2:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
by sucked_in / 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML
Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML
by Bishop423 / 07/22/2015 at 12:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy