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MissDarkness

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MissDarkness

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17157
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissDarkness : The devil made me do it!

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Visits<b>greaterdane</b> - 55 minutes ago<b>subhaan786</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:04pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:44pm<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:47pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 3:38pm<b>apcsox</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:11am<b>terspal</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:57pm<b>jth1623</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:02am<b>annmarie_124</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:40pm<b>domiqua</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:34pm<b>zoulou48</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:25am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:23pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:14am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:41am<b>Enderkate4</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:59am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:40pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:24pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:14pm

Fucked!<b>Tander</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:52pm<b>iffy</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:15pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 12:26pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:56am<b>MELKOZAR</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:36am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:43am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:34pm<b>creeperdevon</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:06am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:26am<b>bps315</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:07am<b>apcsox</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 12:41am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:40am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 7:03am<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>saffy66</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:45am<b>cOOkiEzRgOOd</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:41am

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MissDarkness's favorite FMLs

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

#21210892
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52823) - you deserved it (3688)

On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47897) - you deserved it (4015)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

#21209396
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53034) - you deserved it (3960)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

#21209385
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51789) - you deserved it (6445)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

#21209204
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44941) - you deserved it (3539)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

#21209203
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42122) - you deserved it (6287)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm - love - by KaiyaOtaku1 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I came back from work to find dog shit splattered all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't like thunder. FML

#21209155
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (4938)

On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

#21208679
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36622) - you deserved it (5612)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

#21208337
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36966) - you deserved it (9069)

On 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm - animals - by dogggg (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

#21208167
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40346) - you deserved it (4269)

On 07/13/2014 at 6:36pm - love - by justthinkofyourhand - United States (California)

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

#21208109
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48596) - you deserved it (4106)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

#21207995
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57883) - you deserved it (4895)

On 07/13/2014 at 2:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

#21207695
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63866) - you deserved it (8263)

On 07/13/2014 at 3:46am - intimacy - by NoSexForMe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

#21206881
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59690) - you deserved it (12590)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)



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