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by ambiiii / 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 6:55pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 8:34am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by hbt51 / 08/17/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:22am / United States / Work
Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML
by Tarlachia / 08/15/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
by someboody / 08/15/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by babbling idiot / 08/14/2015 at 5:35am / Canada / Work
by fridgemylifee / 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm / United States / Love
by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
- Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the… Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out… Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I…