About MissDarkness : -Music
-World of warcraft girl since 2006
The devil made me do it!
About MissDarkness : -Music
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by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by Playaaa / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML
by AwkwardFireFly / 11/08/2015 at 11:31pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2015 at 7:18pm / Netherlands / Love
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
by Eternal_Babyface / 11/08/2015 at 12:14pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 11/08/2015 at 1:15am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Nuts / 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by cookiecutter8 / 11/06/2015 at 12:15pm / United States (California) / Love
by badmom / 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation
by cassieleigh1 / 11/05/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML
by nocongratsneeded / 11/03/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by LadyLou / 11/03/2015 at 6:42am / Australia / Work