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Today, I was taking the train home from another unsuccessful job interview. As I was sitting there, I felt the urge to yawn, but before I could raise my hand to cover my mouth some guy stuck his finger in it. FML
by tittyboomboom / 03/24/2016 at 9:16am / Australia / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/22/2016 at 5:17pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by pancaketits / 03/22/2016 at 11:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by InsipidPotatoes / 03/19/2016 at 10:53am / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by RandomTurtle109 / 03/19/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML
by Anonameow / 03/15/2016 at 2:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by no paedo / 03/11/2016 at 3:35pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Work
by idontlikebitter / 03/08/2016 at 4:10pm / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous