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About MissAi : I am a calm and rather laid back person. Some may see me as a boring person. Since I'm not the type who goes out and wastes money on partying and drinking; like a lot of people do. Partying all the time is overrated anyways. Hanging out with friends and family is what really matters to me. Though, I do enjoy a good beer or two.:)
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Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Monday 1 September 2014