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MissAi
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissAi : I am a calm and rather laid back person. Some may see me as a boring person. Since I'm not the type who goes out and wastes money on partying and drinking; like a lot of people do. Partying all the time is overrated anyways. Hanging out with friends and family is what really matters to me. Though, I do enjoy a good beer or two.:)

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Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43385) - you deserved it (2894)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by soreloser (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15391) - you deserved it (34785)

On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 10:44pm - work - by Goldar - United States

Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35303) - you deserved it (7893) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 6:36pm - misc - by Thanks (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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