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MiseryLotus
  • Town/Country : Tulsa, Oklahoma
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 11318
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47123) - you deserved it (11846)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41911) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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