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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11668
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MiseryLotus : Hallo.

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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59125) - you deserved it (15226)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53954) - you deserved it (5676)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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