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  • Town/Country : New York, Usa
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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (17 years)
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Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

#13969398
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13447) - you deserved it (20755)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33954) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
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I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (2311)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29626) - you deserved it (3188)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)



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