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Mirorbo

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  • Number of visits : 9851
  • Number of comments : 1512
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Mirorbo : Let the music play!~

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Mirorbo's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML

#11409847
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34464) - you deserved it (11203)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my younger sister had maxed out all three of my credit cards when I tried all three of the cards, and realized that I didn't have $5.29 to buy tampons and Advil. FML

#11387354
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34221) - you deserved it (4749)

On 06/22/2010 at 7:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

#11322556
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19020) - you deserved it (28743)

On 06/20/2010 at 12:11am - health - by LoveYouTooMa (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

#11218356
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (20441)

On 06/15/2010 at 3:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there was no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML

#11198963
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40547) - you deserved it (2650)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

#11071289
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9601) - you deserved it (58783)

On 06/09/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

#11017232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30990) - you deserved it (2261)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

#10853555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (5128)

On 05/30/2010 at 12:01am - animals - by misTreated (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML

#10812675
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12398) - you deserved it (52843)

On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58503) - you deserved it (3669)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned two important facts: #1 A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML

#10661974
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (3781)

On 05/21/2010 at 1:04am - health - by mrmidi - United States (Oregon)



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