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Mirorbo's favorite FMLs
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Richmond24 / 07/29/2010 at 3:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML
by hurikan68 / 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
by anon / 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML
by notmuchfun / 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
by MSURebel70 / 07/16/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (West Virginia) / Work
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
by sarah / 07/14/2010 at 12:32am / United States / Health
Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML
by lovelikewoe / 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lauren / 07/08/2010 at 12:51am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
by FML / 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm / United States / Work
by lmao4eva93 / 07/02/2010 at 12:21am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML
by kbartlett86 / 06/24/2010 at 4:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…