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Mirorbo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9874
  • Number of comments : 1514
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Mirorbo : Let the music play!~

I'm on tumblr if you darlings are interested.

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Mirorbo's favorite FMLs

2day I woke up early an spent hours baking an icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet an it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33965) - you deserved it (1596)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday, I got threatend with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. mega FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, Mah Mother Was Watching Me Play Pokémon. She Walked Over To The TV And Pulled The Plug Before Ranting About How Shameful It Is That Her 17 Year Old Daughter Plays Pokémon. She Then Sat Down At The Computer And Started Playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
277 comments

Today a nieghbor cummd by while I was cooking. She askd 4 some of mah cheese so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refusd to accept the slice and made her way to mah fridge. She then yelld at me 4 not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33519) - you deserved it (3094)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, I Took Mah Girlfriend Out Fir Dinner To A Fancy Italian Restaurant Fir Our One Year Anniversary!! After Giving Her Some Roses, Freshly Baked Cookies, And A Thoughtful Poem I Wrote Fir Her, She Started Laughing And Asked Fir Her Real Gift!! FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45840) - you deserved it (6606)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, mah elderly nieghbor calld the police because mah cat was in her yard. I now have a citation an a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law fir cats in mah town, an it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (5286)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML

#17726207
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40628) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to nuts via nieghbor's tenni ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24417) - you deserved it (2356)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (6296)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, after a stressful week, I spent mah last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, mah roommate's girlfriend came over an helped herself to mah juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

#17139363
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (14013)

On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... mah mother-in-law visited the house while mah husband and I were at work. When we returned... we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches 4 about 14 different clients. fat FML

#16605766
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42434) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)



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