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About Mirorbo : Let the music play!~
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In case you darlings can't figure this out: This is a character account.
---Ohhh! Drama in my inbox? How interesting!!--
Original message:
Thanks for being such a jerk
I fkn have Acute myelogenous leukemia I don't have any friends,
So FML is an easy way to help me get away from everything, since I have no one to make me laugh!
I sit home alone And yet because of your comment some jerk is calling me a bitch. :,(
That breaks my heart ..
Thanks a lot..... Really......
Keep this to yourself..... The Lest you can do....
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My reply:
Consdering I comment often, I have no idea who this is, nor what you're talking about. If you're trying to tug at my heartstrings with your sobby story of sobbyness, it didn't work because of the aforementioned.
Have a nice day, whoever you are, for whatever the reason you contacted me with no return name.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 6:52pm - health - by adamclmns (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
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