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MinisterOfTheDog
  • Town/Country : Prussia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MinisterOfTheDog : I've been a lurker on this site ever since it was created, but only recently I decided to create an account.

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (189330) - you deserved it (21116)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50186) - you deserved it (6941)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)



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