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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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I NEED to know!
Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML
Friday 14 November 2014