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MilleniumDodo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 March 1979 (37 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>JadeKnives</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 11:47pm

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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MilleniumDodo's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML

by reyoflight / 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Kids

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

by no tea parties here, gran / 04/11/2013 at 1:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous