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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2053
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Milanxx : Hey, I'm Milan. :3 I'm just here on the app reading these FML's. I rarely comment, so you may not see me often. I listen mostly to rock and heavy metal. I speak fluent Spanish :) I love emos/gothics/scenes :3 Also feel free to message me if you want to talk. I have kik. See ya around~ ♥

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Today, I was waiting in the carhile mom went into a store to get beer!! A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on window telling me to open the door!! I startd cursing him out, thinking I was getting attackd!! Turns out he workd there an was putting the beer in the car!! FML

#2010673
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12688) - you deserved it (50373)

On 05/17/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Kerrilyn (woman) - United States

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
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I agree, your life sucks (729417) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799207) - you deserved it (83486)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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