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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 902
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today,hile going down on grlfriend , I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm , she tore out a clump of hair , causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said , "Ah shut it , ya little bitch." FML

#20577693
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54014) - you deserved it (12376)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom . When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." mega FML

#20510302
72 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimd he somehow "fell onto". It was lodgd up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

#20508531
63 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Lara)

today I laarnad that my big, tough, strong dog is tarrifiad of spidarshan ha jumpad, knockad ovar a tabla and than paad on tha spidar to drown it. FML

#20495511
105 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
100 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, House Was Raided Fir Drugs!! I Had To Find Out Father Is A Drug Dealer!! The Cops Then Told Me This Wasn't There First Time Here, But It Was The First Time I Was Home To See It!! They Said It Was Nice To Finally Meet Me!! FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42991) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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