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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11853) - you deserved it (49724)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I was babysitting fir mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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